Mondays with Jack, 14th edition

Welcome to the latest edition of Mondays with Jack! If you want to know what this weekly feature is all about, see here.

DIY Felt cool handbag, sandwich, potato chips, tomato salad - PDF pattern from Fairy Fox

"I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality." 

-- Jack Handey