How NOT to grow your blog:
(A semi-tongue-in-cheek guide from yours truly!)
- Be fake.
- Never comment on anyone else's blog.
- Write in long, never-ending paragraphs with no line breaks.
- Don't include any pictures.
- Exclusively talk about your shop non-stop.
- Don't write about anything worthwhile to your readers.
- Write one post every other month.
- Don't bother responding to any comments you get.
- Insult others to make yourself look better.
- Avoid participating in linky parties and blog hops.