Mondays with Jack, 43rd edition

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Fine Art Photograph by Retrospect Photo

"Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games." -- Jack Handey